sycamour: (✰ coy)
Professor Augustine Sycamore ([personal profile] sycamour) wrote 2020-10-14 10:25 am (UTC)

[Sycamore will nod enthusiastically at that - perhaps a little too enthusiastically, but Doumeki isn't the only one here getting rather buzzed...]

Yes, so cute! All you need to get started is one of those cans of whipped cream. You just spray it on yourself, and he licks it off! Done! Easy! So simple!

[He'll even helpfully mime the action of spraying whipped cream, adding in the 'ccssshhhhkk' sound the can makes. It's important, okay!]

But don't just stop at whipped cream! Pick his favourites! You could use honey - don't let it get in any hair down below, trust me on this - or syrup, or...anything! Look, if I can be blunt...

[-and he'll lean on the table (slightly. missing the table at first, oh god, how many beers has he had?!), beckoning Doumeki to come closer-]

Mon ami, I'm sure if you poured any kind of sweet liquid on your dick, Yashiro would be thrilled to help clean it off. You know what I'm saying?

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