[He is always right. Always! Just trust him! Even moreso now, when his filter has all but disappeared.]

Of course he does. I'm sure it's wonderful! A dick to be proud of.

[Have a very loving (and wobbly) pat on the shoulder, Doumeki...be proud of your dick! Be proud of it! Especially since they both know how many dicks Yashiro has seen...to love Doumeki's must mean it's an excellent dick.

...they should probably change the subject or they're just going to talk about dicks for the rest of the night, oh no-]

I never...considered how much fun it would be. To be with a man. You know? And Lysandre...

[He'll trail off there, instead waving his hands in the air (and almost spilling beer on his head, since he's still holding his glass) and mouthing 'big' rather emphatically.]

It's just...really exciting! Different! I'm having such a good time, Doumeki!