[It is, actually, really quite nice to laugh like this, especially with you...he will calm down eventually but good god, mon ami...]

I mean, I can't say I'm surprised, but still...if only we could explain that he just wants to look! It's alright, we can go for a walk somewhere else and let him out.

[Where there will be no goats to terrify, in all his not!lion-ness. If that's a word.

...it's probably not a word. Oh well!]

You're probably going to have that experience a few times, especially if you're walking through the city with him! Although you two do make a handsome pair, so I'm sure you'd get attention regardless.

[7ft tall, also with not!lion, etc.]