[These Pokémon are out to kill him, hang on he needs to whip off his bracelet and take a photo/video/Prismagram of the three starters happily crawling over a thoroughly flopped-over Pyroar-]

This is so cute...

[...and what was that?]

Hah! You say that now, but you're still a newbie! You need to save your Chroma.

I, however, have more than enough to go around.