[That will actually make him laugh, but it's far more on the...

...on the 'fuck my life' side rather than the genuinely funny side.]

I'll try to keep it scientific.

[Maybe less...Yashiro.]

Iris is like Sanguis in that it intensifies emotions, just in an opposite manner. You feel things far deeper, in terms of your relationships with people, and you're struck by an overwhelming desire to be gentle and kind, nurturing and generous. Thinking of those who are more acquaintances than friends can make you feel warm, so thoughts of actual friends make you want to weep. It's...heavy.

[You can fill in the blanks, in terms of...complicated relationships.]

There's also physical effects that...[arceus above, how does he phrase this] encourage sexual intercourse, but I can spare you the gory details.