[These Pokémon are out to kill him, hang on he needs to whip off his bracelet and take a photo/video/Prismagram of the three starters happily crawling over a thoroughly flopped-over Pyroar-]
This is so cute...
[...and what was that?]
Hah! You say that now, but you're still a newbie! You need to save your Chroma.
[Well it looks like the two humans are ready to just stand in these groves and argue playfully about coffee, so you might as well, Pyroar. You might as well.]
Perhaps! But it's all the same to me, in the end-
[....
....oh, wait. You just said it wasn't inconsequential, so that means it. matters to you and...
...stop this, he's had enough Feelings-]
...I....well. It's not inconsequential to me, either.
You're getting a laugh and a playful eye-roll for that one.]
Alright, you win, you win...I was foolish to even attempt arguing the point with you. I will sit in the café like a good boy and do exactly as you say!
[Still going to hold onto the dream of buying you coffee, one day...]
But if you don't let me do something nice for you in exchange, I'll be upset. Deal?
You know that I don't do anything with the expectation that I'll be repaid. But even if I did, you act as though you don't do more than enough for me already.
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...and oh, well. We're apparently going to have an Emotion over here while our Pokémon play, aren't we.]
Absolutely. I want to take you to all my favourites.
[...he has a lot of favourites. Just letting you know. Many meetings will be required.]
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...You sure are having a good amount of emotions over there, aren't you.]
I'll be looking forward to it, then.
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(they are absolutely tackling you, Pyroar)]
Do you know what the best part of that idea is?
[Have a light nudge.]
Since I've been here longer, I'll be the one paying.
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Please. I've never let you pay for me before, and I hardly intend to start now.
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This is so cute...
[...and what was that?]
Hah! You say that now, but you're still a newbie! You need to save your Chroma.
I, however, have more than enough to go around.
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Perhaps so, but we're hardly talking about anything expensive.
[We are discussing coffee, for god's sake.]
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[They are tiny and mighty.
....also very comfortable, pyroar you're so warm-]
So it wouldn't matter if I paid for you, correct? Since it's hardly anything expensive, as you said.
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I said that it was inexpensive, not that it's inconsequential. I do recall there being a difference.
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Perhaps! But it's all the same to me, in the end-
[....
....oh, wait. You just said it wasn't inconsequential, so that means it. matters to you and...
...stop this, he's had enough Feelings-]
...I....well. It's not inconsequential to me, either.
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...Are you okay, Sycamore, because like.]
Then you'll let me pay.
[He is entirely content that he has won this argument; he absolutely means it, mind, but still, he's pleased.]
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...you're impossible to argue with, you know that?
[He's well aware that he can come up with a number of beautiful counter-arguments, and you'll just shoot them down with 'because I said so'.
...sadly enough, he has missed this.]
Perhaps I'll allow it. Once.
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I've heard that I can be difficult from time to time.
[Does he care? No.]
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Oh, very much so. You're lucky I'm one of those morons who finds it endearing, rather than frustrating.
[...
okay, more endearing than frustrating.]
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[he is so fucking obstinate and he does not give a single fuck about it, augustine, you ought to try it sometime]
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You're getting a laugh and a playful eye-roll for that one.]
Alright, you win, you win...I was foolish to even attempt arguing the point with you. I will sit in the café like a good boy and do exactly as you say!
[Still going to hold onto the dream of buying you coffee, one day...]
But if you don't let me do something nice for you in exchange, I'll be upset. Deal?
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Pyroar, he hopes you're comfortable...]
I know that. I also know that you know I like doing nice things for you because I like it. It's not something I intend to argue about.
[Look at him, trying to take your advice! He can be obstinate too!]
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[You silly thing.]
But I'd like to have you over. I'll cook for you, or something like that. Simple and straightforward, I promise!
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I would like that, then.
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There. That wasn't so hard, was it?
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[...]
...you are impossible...
[He's definitely laughing but Lysandre, oh my GOD]
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[he's so insufferable, someone should probably be sorry about him because god knows he isn't]
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Yes, yes, we have...if I didn't know better I'd say you took pleasure in being so obstinate, Lysandre.
[...at this point, he's genuinely concerned he doesn't actually know better...]
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