It's like a porn thing -- alpha, beta, omega. The alphas do the fucking, the omegas get fucked, and the betas are there?? They make people want to fuck or something. I don't know, whatever cordis do I guess.
It's kind of niche -- it tends to be with really animalistic overtones, like werewolves and shit since there's this whole breeding cycle/heat aspect to it
Yeah, we're the ones that are supposed to get fucked. That's why we get the heat, the self-lubricating ass. All so some nice boy can come put his dick it in
Ah, that's very kind of you...but you don't have to worry! I plan to invest in some of those toys a friend recommended, and see how I end up.
[That or find a nice girl to peg him?? Is that an option??]
And of course, I forgot about your friend's problem...that will be frustrating. Perhaps time to try the nice boys, if you two aren't in a committed relationship?
Let me know how that goes. I get the feeling toys wouldn't be as good, but they're fun away so it's not like a loss if you end up just having to use them at a different time.
Haha, of course we're not in a committed relationship. Or any kind of relationship. People keep assuming that?? It's very strange. Do I seem like the kind of guy who can be committed to anything?
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It's like a porn thing -- alpha, beta, omega. The alphas do the fucking, the omegas get fucked, and the betas are there?? They make people want to fuck or something. I don't know, whatever cordis do I guess.
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I can't say I've ever heard of it, but it does make sense...
[......]
So we've ended up being the ones who....
[IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING TO TYPE OKAY]
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Yeah, we're the ones that are supposed to get fucked. That's why we get the heat, the self-lubricating ass. All so some nice boy can come put his dick it in
[ He's not embarrassed at all!! ]
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And here I was thinking you didn't like the nice boys.
[GIVE HIM A SECOND]
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Aw, you remembered! You're too good.
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[He can talk the talk when he wants to! Just...perhaps less explicitly than Yashiro is used to.]
No nice boys yet, though. But perhaps I should be seeing this as an opportunity to expand my horizons?
[Positive...thinking??]
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[ If Sycamore has all these adoring fans who know how wonderful he is!! ]
You're able to make it go away without getting that kind of attention?
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Oh, I can't make it go away. I just endure it.
[NO REALLY, IT WILL NOT GO AWAY]
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It's not that bad! It's only for 8 days!
[...
IT'S AWFUL]
Although I won't say I don't envy you and your bodyguard....
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I will find you during Iris. You're going to end up hurting yourself. 😕
[ My dude.... ]
I told you though, he can't get hard outside of sanguis so iris is going to be frustrating
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[That or find a nice girl to peg him?? Is that an option??]
And of course, I forgot about your friend's problem...that will be frustrating. Perhaps time to try the nice boys, if you two aren't in a committed relationship?
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Haha, of course we're not in a committed relationship. Or any kind of relationship. People keep assuming that?? It's very strange. Do I seem like the kind of guy who can be committed to anything?