Look violent sex really isn't a worry for me, alright? I really like it. You don't have to be concerned.
[ this is something he would've talked more about at coffee...but now he might conveniently ""forget"" they set a date because he's a stupid, angry cat that makes poor decisions. ]
Oho! Fortunately you caught us in a rare moment where we've stopped to catch our breath, so it's fine. He says hello.
[Is he joking? Is he not?? Is Lysandre even there??? You'll never know.]
Like I said; we'll need a break from each other on the first day of Iris. But it's filling up quickly! I'll need a confirmation sooner rather than later...I'm very popular, you know! Plus, you know how cute I look with bunny ears.
Ugh you guys are so lame just fuck during your moonblessing like the rest of us
[ I mean, he obviously knows why they're doing it this way, it's gross and emotional and it's kind of like hearing someone's parents talk about having sex ]
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[you're exhausting!]
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[ this is something he would've talked more about at coffee...but now he might conveniently ""forget"" they set a date because he's a stupid, angry cat that makes poor decisions. ]
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Too late! I intend to sit here, stewing in anxiety over you, until you meet me in person to allay my fears.
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So, first day of Iris? I'll let you pick the place.
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But you can always let me know if you end up free on that first day of Iris, you know. I'll leave a slot open for you.
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[Is he joking? Is he not?? Is Lysandre even there??? You'll never know.]
Like I said; we'll need a break from each other on the first day of Iris. But it's filling up quickly! I'll need a confirmation sooner rather than later...I'm very popular, you know! Plus, you know how cute I look with bunny ears.
[HOPING FOR NO TENTACLES THIS TIME.....]
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[ I mean, he obviously knows why they're doing it this way, it's gross and emotional and it's kind of like hearing someone's parents talk about having sex ]
Just for that I hope you get tentacles again
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How rude! If I do, you're not touching them, if that's the way you're going to be!
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I've heard the first day is the best, for that sort of thing. You know, meeting in cafes. Touching tentacles, etc.
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this is unfair
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which one of us is the crime boss, again?
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[they can get coffee and he can teach you about safe words]
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[ he actually finds sycamore ridiculously attractive but don't tell anyone ]
fine
the first day of iris
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...
;) ]
Parfait! It's decided, then. Don't even think about backing out; I'll be in your inbox if you're anything more than ten minutes late.
[It's a threat, but like....a loving one.]
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im just warning you
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i guess
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